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Oh there she goes I’m-a see her later On the Dalmatian coast and Don’t let it go to waste If I see you slip up I’m gonna pick up Your cash and Run far away To the Yugo coast I’ll play Yu-Gi-Oh with my gracious Hosts I don’t have to pay Because I love Tito And he loves me and so I’ll just say Fuck you capitalist dogs Cuz I love Tito Just come to Yugo And you’ll see why
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I inherited a suspicious mansion in Kazakhstan But I don’t really need a plan Cuz all my guns go BRAP BRAP BRAP See me when I walk into the club With my guns both drawn Looking for a Central Asian sherif That’s done me wrong In a village Outside Astana You can come if you want to I hear a creak My guns are both drawn I’m hoping we can end this all soon Oh I have to stay one night I don’t even know if that’s right I’m really just assuming, That’s how it works on tv shows I never read my uncles will I rolled it up and smoked it as a cigarette In a village Outside Astana You can come if you want to I hear a creak My guns are both drawn I’m hoping we can end this all soon
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I can wear a bucket hat and get away with it Because I’m not English (Rolling up that shit, crush it up a bit) Some say sufferin’ succotash But I’m not a cat And so I’d call you a bitch (But I’m not a god damn misogynist) You can call me Escobar of Macedonia (It’s a lot of fun, get to hold a gun) BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP I got all these mountains of coke Like Snowdonia (Sorry for the pun, I thought that was dumb Was that actually a pun? Wait don’t answer that I don’t really give a fuck” Oh they call it Cluedo here but it’s the same concept (I’ll hit you in the dick Lurking in the ballroom with a candlestick) Oh I love my bucket hat I like Ginseng Strip But I’m Scarface now (Never seen that flick, just know there’s coke in it) Come to Macedonia I’ll show you what I make It’s that Skopje Vice (You can piss the pipe, all that shit’s pure white I know that’s what you like) I know that’s what you like
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She wishes that she was Dutch but she’s Brussels’s born and raised She’s in the back of the club and I’m right there about half blazed All her clothes are import She has the Canucks bring it in Her father runs international court Her mother’s half Slovakian And I’ve eccs in my jansport She drags straight from her newport Until the cig is half short I’m high on public transport And i pull out my Vicodin And she pulls out her bag of coke I can’t say I’m that surprised Rich girls always know how to snort And I say that I’m too bored And she says have you heard of khat I thought it was some hipster shit Her dad goes to Yemen a lot And I’ve never been to Venice And I’ve never been to Luxembourg There’s a lot of places to see if you’ve got the money for it And I’ve eccs in my jansport She drags straight from her newport Until the cig is half short I’m high on public transport And I pull out my Vicodin And she pulls out her bag of coke I can’t say I’m that surprised Rich girls always know how to snort
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Oh and if it’s worthwhile I’ll show you both my turnstile I got it with the cash from the Bad guys They might think you’re worth shit But we both know you’re worthless And I got all the cash from the Bad guys My friends think I’m losing it But I know they’ll get used to it Once they see the cash from the Bad guys Tell me where the coca is And I’ll call off the Skopje hits And I’ll take all the souls for the Bad guys
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Bosnia K67 02:23
Do you believe in Allah Or are you a bottle popper And are you a body mounter Do I need a Geiger counter Will I mutate when I pass the bouncer From pre-pressed pills made in Odessa Are you a gluttonous wino Helped by the tusks of the rhino Are you a dog like a fido Holding your drink like a bible With pink pressed pills from Sarajevo And have you been to Prague? Or are you a real slav? Are you a real slav Do you want a real slav Do you want to party In my vintage kiosk Are you a cocaine addict Are you a Bosniak Are you a techno fanatic Are you a jungle cat I’m all that and so dramatic And I’ll - I’ll bring this party back With pre pressed pills fresh from Moldova Do you believe in Jesus Or do you just like his teachings (Or was your old mother strict and a fan of religious beatings?) Or do you believe in Sarajevo And have you been to Prague? Or are you a real slav? Are you a real slav Do you want a real slav do you want to party In my vintage kiosk
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BASQUE NASA 02:58
Oh we wanna blow your car up I think you should listen up You’re a foe of Euskara And we’re gonna shoot your butt Up into the attic of the sky and manic sun oh you wanna banish us and so we’re gonna blow you up Oh you wanna fuck us all up we’ll smoke you like an indica Oh we’ll send you into space and you’ll land. Back in India Youre a bother, rat, a vermin, and also you’re a massive cunt I would probably fuck your wife but I remember that youre a cuck I remember youre a cunt Oh youre getting bored of us Sorry to hear that I’m sure that we will sort you out We can get your blood rushing and get you full of cortisol Like a shot of adderal And we say And I say ETA ETA ETA ETA Vielleicht ist das volle besser Töte dich mit einer messer Wooden box, you sized dresser Füttere dich zu den Fressers Space programme, many crashers Vielleicht ist das volle besser Gefolgt gestern ETA ETA For your crimes you’ve got to pay Time to meet the fire grave in a bit take the bait ETA ETA ETA ETA ETA ETA I think its better To be a master of your own fate I think its better To be a master of your own fate Oh we’re gonna fuck your shit up I don’t think that that’s in doubt Put you all up into space and then jam you into the ground Youre a human (are you human?) little piece of human waste I looked downward at my toilet Thought I recognised your face Stop assuming that youre moving to a fucking better place You think youre catholic I think youre batshit And have that distinctive taste Just some guano, mano y mano you’d never have a fucking chance But you’ve got the army and the power Gotta do this dance On the streets we’re gonna beat you with a little fireball And then have a drink we’ll put it in a higherball Hey pal Say hi to god And I say ETA ETA ETA ETA Vielleicht ist das volle besser Sterbe dich mit einer messer Wooden box, you sized dresser Füttere dich zu den Fressers Space programme, many crashers Vielleicht ist das volle besser Gefolgt gestern ETA ETA For your crimes you’ve got to pay Time to meet the fire grave in a bit take the bait ETA ETA ETA ETA ETA ETA I think its better To be a master of your own fate I think its better To be a master of your own fate think its better To be a master of your own fate I think its better To be a master of your own fate think its better To be a master of your own fate I think its better To be a master of your own fate I think its better To be a master of your own fate I think its better To be a master of your own fate
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Wienersauger Es ist verboten Zu rauchen Weißt du Meine Augen Sind braun ja Das ist geil oder? Bist du kein Wienersauger? Bist du kein Wienersauger? Im Wien Oder Serbien Du müßt knien Vor den Könige Der Kunst Das ist Avantgarde Avantgarde Der Punkt der Fahrt Ein Taxi nach Berghain Ich kann mein Fahrrad nicht Fahren Ich würde davon fallen Ich würde davon fallen Das ist Avantgarde Multipliziert mit Trilliarde Sie fragt “bist du ein klassischer Barde?” Ich sage nein Das ist Avantgarde Im Wien Oder Serbien Du müßt knien Vor den Könige Der Kunst Das ist Avantgarde Avantgarde Der Punkt der Fahrt Im Wien Oder Serbien Du müßt knien Vor den Könige Der Kunst Das ist Avantgarde Avantgarde Der Punkt der Fahrt
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Kokainsüchtige In dem Club Ja Weisst du woher es kommt Doch Kommt es aus Kolumbien? Nein, ach, doch Es kommt aus Brasilien Ich bin kein Brasilianer Drogen Verkäuferin Nach Dresden Versendet Ich bin am Hafen Kind Ich bin nie dein Freund Ich werde Geld machen Medizin Eine Flasche Gin Drogen aus dem Westen Der beste? Bestimmt Ich bringe es mit einem Kriegsschiff Kokainsüchtige In dem Club Ja Weisst du woher es kommt Doch Am Ende ist es all Egal Es war Spaß auf jeden Fall Gewalt Kokainwald Autounfall Autounfall Kokainwald Gewalt Kokainwelt Kokainwald
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Immer noch bist du blöd Es liegt dir im Blut Ich werde jetzt gehen Und trink’ eine Flut Hast du es gehört Hast du es versucht Du wirst nicht schreien Alles wird gut Colawein Hast du es versucht Kalimotxo Bitte trink ein’ Flut Bitte trink ein’ Flut Du bist ein Soldat In einem Sozialen Minenfeld Du bist erbärmlich Unfähig You are pathetic Hast du es gehört Hast du es versucht Du wirst nicht schreien Alles wird gut Colawein Hast du es versucht Kalimotxo Bitte trink ein’ Flut Bitte trink ein’ Flut
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Escobär 01:51
Das ist prächtig Und praktisch Magisch ja bitch Palast Ist groß Ein pistole Ist toll ja Escobär Escobär Escobär Es ist nicht schwer Escobär Escobär Escobär Es ist nicht schwer Escobär Reicher Herr Hast du Jacht Am Meer Escobär Brauche Schilde immer mehr Zur Wehr Escobär Escobär Escobär Es ist nicht schwer Escobär Escobär Escobär Es ist nicht schwer
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VVC is an experimental synthpop project consisting of members Ollie Turbitt (Oxhead, Sforza Gramsci etc) and Austin Barnes (Berlin Anatomy, Narco State Machine). "Agitpop" is the distortion-laden, bilingual, Balkan-themed, avant-garde pop debut nobody asked for.

DAS IST AVANTGARDE

Dedicated to Saša J. Mächtig.

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released July 16, 2021

Austin Barnes A.K.A. Yung Lukashenko: vocals, synths, drum machines, samples

Ollie Turbitt A.K.A. Yugo Boss: synths, drum machines, guitars, samples, effects

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Dead Hound Records is a (very) small DIY imprint run by Ollie Turbitt in Edinburgh, specializing in experimental digital releases, tapes, USBs and zines which expose the unsung sonic underbelly of Scotland and beyond.
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